This isn’t just a trucker hat—it’s a thesis. A vibe. A warning label. It's for the woman who microdoses her stress and overdoses on brilliance. For the man who rolls perfect joints and executes flawless pitch decks. For the nonbinary baddie who reads neuroscience books in the bath. This is Stoned Not Stupid, baby—and the cap is part of the uniform.
With only two exclusive colorways (because choice overload is for people who don’t know what they want), this cap is here to crown the high-functioning, high-fashion, high-minded icons who aren’t trying to be relatable—they're trying to be remembered.
Made from materials that breathe (unlike your ex), and an adjustable fit that flexes like your moral compass during tax season, this hat is as smartly built as the brain underneath it.
Wear it to the farmer’s market. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while ghosting men who think weed makes you lazy. Just don’t wear it like you’re trying. You’re not. You’re just built different.
Product Specs (because we read labels):
Big Brain Fit: Adjustable strap, 20"–24"—fits heads full of hot takes and hotter ideas.
Fade-Resistant Print: Because your opinions age well and so should your accessories.
Two Signature Color Combos: Limited. Luxe. Loud.
Material Girl Energy: 100% polyester foam front, 100% nylon mesh back—structured, breathable, and ready for heat.
Care Instructions:
Spot clean with warm water, dish soap, and a soft-bristled brush. Treat it like your reputation: bold, visible, and not to be soaked.
