Stoned Not Stupid Tee (For the High-Functioning Man)
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You might be lit, but you’re not an idiot — and this shirt makes that perfectly clear.
Designed for the guy who can roll a joint and close a deal, the Stoned Not Stupid Tee is your go-to uniform for smashing stereotypes. Whether you’re coding, creating, conquering, or just kicking back, this soft AF tee brings chill comfort and clean, no-BS style.
Details that go hard:
100% ethically grown, ring-spun cotton (AKA soft as hell)
Lightweight + breathable = all-season flex
No side seams = no awkward bunching
Ribbed collar so it doesn’t warp like your last situationship
Tear-away label — because scratchy tags are for amateurs
Whether you’re sparking ideas or lighting one up, rep your intelligence and your vibe. Because being high doesn’t mean being low-functioning.
