This shirt says what you’re tired of repeating: Yes, I’m stoned. No, I’m not stupid. It’s not just a fit — it’s a public service announcement. You're welcome.
Designed for the guy who microdoses intelligence and full-sends sarcasm, this tee serves soft cotton comfort with a side of sharp wit. Whether you’re solving problems, starting projects, or just vibing responsibly, this shirt has your back — and your personality.
Pull it on, light it up, and let them underestimate you. Their mistake.
FEATURES THAT SMACK:
🧠 Smart fit for smarter stoners
🌿 Ethically grown US cotton — soft enough to nap in, durable enough to outlast drama
🚫 Zero side seams (because splitting things isn’t your style)
👕 Classic cut with ribbed collar that holds up, even when you’re holding up the rotation
😌 Tear-away tag — because discomfort is for amateurs
WHERE TO ROCK IT:
At the smoke circle, correcting everyone’s conspiracy theories
Casual Fridays that are secretly Blunt Fridays
Running errands with laser focus and mild paranoia
Whenever you need to remind folks you’re the smartest dude in the dispensary
