Stoned Not Stupid Sticker

🚫Dumb? Never. Stoned? Absolutely.

Slap this Stoned Not Stupid Kiss-Cut Sticker on anything that needs a reality check — laptops, mirrors, journals, water bottles, your ex’s emotional support water pipe… you name it. It’s the perfect clapback for anyone who still thinks stoners can’t slay.

This isn’t just a sticker — it’s a glossy middle finger to lazy stereotypes. You're not baked and brainless. You're lit and lethal. Add it to your stash of high-functioning fashion and watch basic energy melt away.

Size: 3" x 3"

🔥 Product Deets:

• Glossy AF finish = major ✨shine factor

• Thick, stick, and stay—this vinyl ain't going anywhere

• Printed with eco-friendly inks 'cause we're smart and sustainable

• White or transparent backing, multiple sizes (because choices are hot)

• Applies smoother than your last situationship ended

💅 Care Like You Care:
Wipe her down with a soft cloth from the center out. No rough stuff — she’s boujee.

💚 Perfect for:
Gifting your favorite functional stoner, flexing on 4/20, or just reminding the world that intelligence and indica are not mutually exclusive.