Stoned Not Stupid Organic Cotton Dress

Stoned Not Stupid Organic Cotton Dress

Vintage vibes. Sharp mind. Stoned, not stupid.

Slip into something smarter. This slim-fit organic t-shirt dress features our retro-inspired 70s-style van waving the iconic Stoned Not Stupid flag — a whole mood for the cannabis-friendly, style-savvy soul. Lightweight and effortlessly flattering, it’s perfect for tending your garden (wink), cruising through farmers markets, or just existing with main character energy.

✌️ Vibe Check:

• Retro-inspired graphic that makes a statement without saying a word

• Breathable, body-skimming fit with just enough stretch

• Style it solo or layer with a flannel and boots for that “I grow things” energy

💚 Benefits:

• Preshrunk so it stays true to size, wash after wash

• Made with GOTS-certified organic cotton — clean for you and the planet

• Ethically made-to-order — zero waste, all love

🌿 Features:

• 100% organic combed cotton

• Slim fit with a scoop neck and short, flirty hem

• Lightweight 4.4 oz fabric that moves with you

• Side-seamed with double-needle hems and self-fabric binding for structure

Made for the stoner with standards.
Because intelligence is sexy. And sustainability? That’s just common sense. Ships in about a week — custom made, just for your fine self.