Stoned Not Stupid Candle

Stoned Not Stupid Candle — Atlantis Whisper Scent

Soothing. Sophisticated. Slightly suspicious.

Light this candle and pretend your living room isn’t still clinging to last night’s bong rip. Infused with the mystical scent of Atlantis Whisper (translation: salty ocean air with a hint of damn, what is that?), this luxe 9oz soy candle is here to set the vibe, not judge your life choices.

Whether you’re decompressing after a long day of holding it all together or setting the tone for a chill night with friends, this candle understands the assignment. It doesn’t mask the smoke — it makes it feel like part of the aesthetic.

It’s not about hiding who you are. It’s about curating the ambiance.

🕯️ Stoned? Yes. Stupid? Never.

Product Features

• Made with eco-friendly, non-toxic ingredients (because your brain cells deserve it)
• Poured into a reusable glass jar — sustainability and stoner chic
• Long burn time of 50–60 hours (perfect for vibing all weekend)
• Proudly crafted in the USA with good energy and great intentions

Candle Safety Vibes (AKA Don’t Burn Your House Down):

• Keep in sight while burning (no zoning out on this one)
• Don’t leave near pets, plants, or that sketchy curtain
• Common sense is hot. Fire is hotter.