Classy B*tch Crop Hoodie

Classy B*tch Crop Hoodie

Thick stash. Thicker sass. Thiccest ass.

This crop hoodie brings heat — whether you’re posted up on the couch or posted up on IG with your fat stash and fatter assets. Inspired by our iconic bootylicious artwork (you know the one 👀), this hoodie is for babes who lead with class, talk with sass, and walk with...well, you’ve seen the back.

With a soft, cozy fit and raw cropped hem, it’s got just enough coverage to keep ‘em guessing and just enough attitude to shut it down. Rock it loud at festivals, 4/20 hangs, or just strutting into the dispensary like it’s your damn runway.

You’ve got a fat stash. Might as well let the hoodie say it for you.

Product features:

• Premium blend: 85% combed ringspun cotton + 15% polyester for ultra-soft feels
• Strong stitching that holds up to late-night munchies and high-stakes chillin’
• Relaxed, drop-shoulder cut made for flexin’ your curves and your confidence
• Raw hem crop for the perfect mix of cozy and can’t-stop-staring
• Matching drawstrings for a clean, elevated finish

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F), keep it cool like your comebacks
• No bleach — you're already bright
• Tumble dry low, like your standards used to be
• Don’t iron (the heat’s already coming from you)
• No dry cleaning. Just good vibes only.