Vintage vibes. Stoner snacks. Culinary chaos.
Add some unapologetic flavor to your kitchen with this cheeky little masterpiece. Featuring a sexy, 1950s-inspired couple—think George Clooney energy meets Bunnie-approved glam—the towel reads:
Man: “Babe, bring me a bitch plate.”
Woman: “You mean a charcuterie board?”
—while serving up a platter stacked with meats, cheeses, nugs, joints, and just enough sarcasm to spice up your countertops.
This tea towel is the conversation piece for your kitchen, your bestie’s housewarming, or that friend who hosts wine nights with weed pairings and no judgment.
Why you need it:
🧀 Perfect hostess gift: For foodies, stoners, and anyone who loves a good snack and a good comeback.
💨 Bold retro design: Drapes well. Drips attitude.
🧼 Actually works: Hemmed edges, soft material, and plenty of surface to wipe, dry, or dramatically toss over your shoulder.
🎁 Gifting gold: Great for holidays, housewarmings, birthdays, or as a wink-wink “thanks for letting me crash” gift.
Specs:
📏 Size: 18" × 30"—big enough for real kitchen messes, or dramatic gestures.
🖨️ One-sided print, high-res sublimation.
🧼 Machine washable (because let’s be honest, you’ll spill something eventually).
