Argyle Cannabis Bikini Set by HappyBunnie420
Because intelligence is the ultimate thirst trap.
You studied hard, healed harder, and now you’re showing up at the beach looking like Harvard meets hotbox. The Argyle Cannabis Bikini is a genius-level twist on a preppy classic—designed for the babes who pack brains and bowls. Subtle weed-leaf detailing blends into a bold argyle pattern that says, “Yes, I’m judging your rolling technique, and yes, I look incredible.”
This two-piece isn’t just swimwear—it’s a sun-soaked power move.
Why it slays on every level:
🧠 Removable padding: Because smart girls love options.
🎨 Crisp, vibrant colors: High-contrast, high-impact, high AF (you, obviously).
🌬️ Lightweight & breathable (4.59 oz/yd²): So comfy, it’s basically a wearable good decision.
💪 85% polyester / 15% spandex: Strong enough to swim in, soft enough to nap in.
✨ Elastic straps = custom fit: Made to flex with your curves and your confidence.
💡 Perfect for: Beach days, pool parties, stoner brunch, intellectual flirting, and being the smartest person in the shallow end.
Care instructions:
🌀 Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)
💨 Dry flat (while you air dry too, Bunnie-style)
♨️ Low heat iron if needed—but honestly, you’re too hot already
🚫 No bleach, no dry cleaning. Keep it real.
