For the overthinking overachiever who runs the boardroom and forgets why he walked into it—meet your new uniform. The ADHD CEO Tee is designed for the brilliant minds who multitask their way into greatness (and sometimes into another dimension).
Whether you’re pitching startups in your head at 3AM, hyperfocusing on something no one asked for, or giving “executive dysfunction” a whole new meaning, this shirt’s got your back. Literally.
Lightweight, ridiculously soft, and cut for comfort, it’s the ideal fit for guys who run on caffeine, chaos, and Google Calendar reminders. Wear it loud and proud—because being all over the place still counts as being everywhere at once.
Perfect for: ✔️ Team Zoom calls ✔️ Hyperfixation marathons ✔️ Forgetting your coffee in the microwave ✔️ World Domination (with snack breaks)
Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a hug for your executive brain
Ribbed neckline that keeps its shape, even when your schedule doesn’t
Taped shoulders for structure when you don’t have any
Lightweight and breathable for year-round wear—whether you’re pacing or posting
Ethically made and ADHD-approved (by us, unofficially)
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (like your unread emails)
Tumble dry low (same energy as your motivation on Mondays)
